The Incognito Mode in web browsers was built specifically because the developers knew that men like to do disgusting things on the internet.
Incognito mode helps you hide those disgusting things from your loved ones, just in case you use a shared computer and don’t want them finding out about it.
While this feature is great for keeping your online shenanigans hidden, it still won’t be worth anything if someone walks in on you while you’re using it.
This is a great flaw that scares almost every red blooded man on the planet. In order to make sure this never happens, a company called Useless Duck Company has introduced a revolutionary product in the market.
This product is called the Incognito Lock, and it is designed to automatically lock your door while you’re browsing the web secretly.
It does so by connecting your computer with an Arduino that has a servo-controlled lock added to it. What this does is that whenever you open an incognito tab in any browser, the device will signal the Arduino, which will then lock the door.
It is a great invention for men everywhere who want to save themselves from the horror of watching the faces of their loved ones, as they walk into the room to see whatever it is that you’re doing.